DEAR LORD,
Thank you for all you have given us...women, boobies, football, cider and my handsome HANDSOME good looks and wonderful body(Keep up the good work!!) and lord should you read a blog from someone as low as i, if your pc in the heavens above is plugged in and you bump into my online preyer....PLEASE oh PLEASE let me win the lottery tomorrow (or the euromillions tonight...or even both if you feel generous!) so i can go ahead with next years plans to raise the money to give to charity and go away to Thailand on my voluntry work with the orphened elefumps!
Should i win i will give money to charity and still do my trips to raise more money for the needy...but right now i am the needy...i needy to win the lottery!!! So please lord control those balls to let me win (i'll even give you a cut and build a church!!)
Thank you lord
Amen